Protect yourself from The Crown of the Sepsis Whore (or Trucker Hat of the Sepsis Whore) by equipping this ribbed knit beanie! It’s stylish, warm, and fitting for most clothing styles and head sizes– and will stop that jerk Eva from slapping that stupid tiara to your head against your will.
Tip: If you buy a Trucker Hat of the Sepsis Whore, you should probably get this one too. You know, just in case.
• 50% recycled polyester and 50% acrylic
• Double layer knit
• Cuffed beanie
• 8.27″ (21 cm) in length
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
