Store – Hello Crawlers! – A Dungeon Crawler Carl Store

Valtay Worm Hat

Hello Crawlers — Sun, 10 May 2026 03:10:29 +0000

Instant plausible deniability! You died YEARS ago, and continue on as a reanimated meat mech for a Valtay brain worm. Point to it when you use your grubby stink fingers to fish peanut butter from the jar. They’ll understand!

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

Personal Space Beanie

Hello Crawlers — Sun, 10 May 2026 01:06:40 +0000

Protect yourself from The Crown of the Sepsis Whore (or Trucker Hat of the Sepsis Whore) by equipping this ribbed knit beanie! It’s stylish, warm, and fitting for most clothing styles and head sizes– and will stop that jerk Eva from slapping that stupid tiara to your head against your will.

Tip: If you buy a Trucker Hat of the Sepsis Whore, you should probably get this one too. You know, just in case.

• 50% recycled polyester and 50% acrylic
• Double layer knit
• Cuffed beanie
• 8.27″ (21 cm) in length
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Circus Foot – Unisex t-shirt

Hello Crawlers — Sat, 09 May 2026 20:56:53 +0000

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Hello Crawlers – Snapback Hat

Hello Crawlers — Wed, 06 May 2026 04:01:38 +0000

It’s a hat that says “Hello Crawlers!” Which pulls double duty as either a, “hey look, I watch the insanely popular (and handsome) Hello Crawlers Podcast every Friday,” or a, “Hi, fellow crawler/fan of DCC” hat! Or both really! Let’s go with both!

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

Iron Tangle – Denim Hat

Hello Crawlers — Wed, 06 May 2026 03:54:43 +0000

New Achievement! You’ve gotten through the 3rd book of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and all you get is this stupid hat! And you have to buy it yourself! Now, this isn’t the Train Conductor’s Souvenir Hat from the book– this is a celebration piece that commemorates the strength you had to read an entire book about trains, train lines, train stops, train platforms, train cars, train monsters, and even an eventual train noodle! Reward? This hat. Buy it, and your hat will come in the mail.

Complement your everyday wardrobe with this pigment-dyed denim hat! Made out of 100% cotton, the 6-panel cap offers a light feel, while the adjustable strap ensures a solid and comfortable fit.

• 100% cotton
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 4 rows of visible stitching on the visor
• Adjustable strap
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China

HAT WATCH Snapback

Hello Crawlers — Wed, 06 May 2026 03:37:36 +0000

Join in on the Hello Crawlers segment that is sweeping the internet! It’s a revolution! And it’s fully better than Beard Watch!

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

Trucker Hat Of The Sepsis Whore

Hello Crawlers — Wed, 06 May 2026 03:25:54 +0000

Warning! Placing this trucker hat upon your head permanently places you within the royal line of succession for the hillbilly Blood Sultanate on the ninth floor of the world dungeon. Removing this item will not remove this status. Royal members of the Blood Sultanate will be required to slay the Sultan and all other members of the royal family before descending to the tenth floor. You’ll only want to wear this if you’re a blood-thirsty, raging psychopath. Or a Hello Crawlers fan.

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

Mordecai 1 – Bubble-free stickers

Hello Crawlers — Wed, 06 May 2026 02:29:25 +0000

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don’t forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

Heroes Sticker Sheet 3 – Bubble-free stickers

Hello Crawlers — Sun, 03 May 2026 17:25:28 +0000

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don’t forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

Heroes Sticker Sheet 2 – Bubble-free stickers

Hello Crawlers — Sun, 03 May 2026 17:13:59 +0000

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don’t forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.